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Best Lines, Worst Lines!!!
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by Susan Bradley RN
We've all heard the worst ones before..many times.
But just in case you didn't know which ones to avoid here's a list of
don'ts..
WORST LINES:
He says: 'Is that a mirror in your pocket?' She says 'Why?' He says: 'Because
I can see myself in your pants.'
He licks his finger and touches your shoulder then says 'Let's get these
wet things off.'
He walks up to you and says with a touch of surprise: 'Do you know that
you have the best body of any woman in this bar? What a great smile too.'
(Some men practice this one until they have all of the body language
down.....they can be convincing but deadly.)
BEST
LINES:
'As attractive as you are...I bet you've heard every line in the book...So
one more won't kill you...'
Flirter: 'You can't leave
yet...(reach out and grab their arm)...
Flirtee: 'Why Not?'
Flirter: 'Because I'm celebrating my
birthday.'
Flirtee: 'Oh..When's your birthday?'
Flirter: 'Next year, but I'm celebrating
anyway.'
'I am so sorry that I missed your birthday....may I buy you a drink?'
(I recommend asking if you can buy a dessert or appetizer instead of a drink,
it's just a bit more savvy.)
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The Chinese didn't kiss until the practice was introduced by Westerners, and they're still not very keen on it.
A worldwide survey of men's tastes in women revealed that plump women were more in demand than slim ones.
Flatworms sometimes reproduce by pulling themselves apart. Each part develops into a worm.
The Amazons believes that lame men made the best lovers and consequently used to break the legs of their male captives.
During the rutting season deer's antlers become highly erogenous.
The oldest sex manuals were published in China 5,000 years ago.
Some singles cells have no fewer than eight different sexes.
Oysers change sex according to the temperature of the water around them.
Wild cabbage was traditionally recommended as an aphrodisiac.
According to a survey, the second most popular reason for having sex is to produce a baby.
Homosexuality is illegal in 23 states of the USA.
Before mating, earthworms produce a special mucus to glue themselves together.
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The origin of the term 'honeymoon' is something of a mystery, but according to folklore, it stems from marriage practices of days long before wedding ceremonies ever existed. Instead of having a public marriage rite, a man would very often simply abduct his choosen bride, and would go into hiding with her for a period of time, until her (possibly enraged) relatives stopped looking for them. While in hiding the newlywed couple would supposedly drink a special type of wine made from honey. The period of hiding traditionally lasted for a month, enough time for the moon to go through all its phases; hence, the name honeymoon. Today, many couples still keep their honeymoon plans a secret.
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Add Honey Search feature to *YOUR* site!
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If you have a website (and who doesn't, these crazy days!), you can now add a really terrific cool super hot feature to it: a little Honey Search box that allows your visitors to find honeys instantly :). And best of all: adding this to your site is super easy, and totally free. All you have to do, is add three lines to the source code of your webpage, anywhere you want the searchbox to appear. Copy/paste the three lines from the box below:
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Here you can see what the search box will look like, after you added the three lines of code to your site:
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Please help this guy find the girl het met...
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Today, we received the following message from one of our members, mritaliano. Could you help him in his quest to find the girl he met at Disney World?
I met this girl yesterday (07/29/02) at Walt Disney World in Orlando in Magic Kingdom. I dont know her name or anything about her, mainly because I noticed her as she was leaving the park. However, I did get a chance to get a picture with her really quick because I thought she was so beautiful. Anywho, I've felt like such a dumbass for not asking her for an email address or phone number or anything. I have been thinking about her since I first laid eyes on her. Is there any way to see if she is a member of HoneyWhereAreYou.com ? Possibly like post an ad or something? Please let me know, thank you.
Mike
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In Association with Amazon.com, we are able to offer you this book for 20% off its normal price! Here, readers will find 85 techniques based on scientific studies regarding the nature of love. By using these pragmatic, down-to-earth strategies, anyone can turn new or casual relationships into lasting ones--or make current relationships deeper. Maybe a good book to buy before you meet that Honey you've been e-mailing in real life! :)
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Would you like to know how hot the sex life is between you and your (potential) partner?? Well, then find out just that: online, with the Sex Thermometer! Just click on the link below, and enjoy yourself. The page contains a saucy Java applet that does the calculation.
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The Sex Thermometer
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Make sure your email address is valid, or your profile will be removed
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We always try to keep our site as useful as possible for our beloved visitors (YOU! ;). One way of doing this is to make sure the email addresses of our members actually work. But, in case they don't work.. something bad happens: our system automatically removes any profiles with invalid email addresses. If we wouldn't do this, you would never know if the messages you work on so hard and send to other members, are actually received. So.. it's a good thing, because by taking these measures, you DO know your messages are received! (something a lot of matchmaking sites don't do.. instead they'll brag about the high number of members they have, but the truth is that most of them can never be reached).
So, what you have to learn from all this, is that you should make sure to keep the email address we have on file for you is a valid address.. and whenever your address changes, you should edit your profile to reflect this change. To edit your profile, just go to the member section, and press the appropriate button.
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In Association with Amazon.com, we are able to offer you this book for 20% off its normal price! Readers can learn the Trade Secrets of Attraction, Passion, and Fulfilling Relationships with this inspiring, humorous self-help book by Susan Bradley, R.F.H. (Relationship Faithhealer). Topics include how to flirt without looking like you're in heat, the top ten worst things to say to a man, ways to tell if you're compatible, and more. Great book for all you Honeys out there! :)
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